Dizzy, Flat Feet, Spiked Hair—Oh My!
I can just hear you now, “You’re lucky because you’re blessed with a high metabolism so you can eat whatever you want and you just burn it off. I bet you’ve always been in great shape, even as a kid! You must come from great genes.” Yada yada yada…
Uh…really? No, not quite. Take a look at this 19-year-old chunky punky, fully equipped with cigarette, beer, and pseudo Billy Idol hair.
Back then if you asked me if I was more likely to move my assets or tattoo a skull on them, I’d have to say the latter. Thank G-d I didn’t. Don’t ask me what I was thinking at the time, although I am quite certain that I was not thinking about moving my own, or anyone else’s, assets.
I was an unfit, nonathletic klutz (aka spaz) during the first few decades of my life and I still am, and with very good reason! I’ve had a feeling of being off balance since I was a kid, but I didn’t realize that I had a real issue until I was in my mid-20s. Between having ankles that always turned over and a constant feeling of being off balance, I don’t think becoming a fitness professional was in the cards for me. In fact, my dream has always been either to entertain people or be an interior designer. I think I was actually supposed to be some sort of singing circus clown or a Saturday Night Live cast member who leaves the set to come decorate your house in all kinds of funky décor.
So how does Chunky Punky Bethy transform into The Asset Queen, with all her physical disabilities, —and do it in her 40s? That’s what I’m here to share with you. More importantly, if you need help getting from your Exhibit B to Exhibit A (even if your former is not as terrifying as mine) while dramatically decreasing kvetching (aka whining) caused by aches, ailments, stress, and life’s little curveballs, I can absolutely help get you there.
It took me almost 40 years to come up with a simple yet life-changing formula that has turned me, my clients, and thousands of my book and blog readers into leaner, (but not meaner) kvetch-free, fat-burning machines. As I am aging (like a fine red wine, may I add), it’s almost as if I’ve discovered the fountain of youth in my mind, body, and soul. And I’m not doing anything extraordinary or dangerous, and I’m certainly not depriving myself of anything yummy for my tummy—certainly not my fine (or cheap) red wine or my occasional Banana Dream cake!
I LOVE that I’ve helped countless others, some well into their 70s and 80s move, feel, and look better than ever, without pills. potions, concoctions, and deprivations diets. I want to inspire YOU to become the asset queen (or king) you truly are, despite what aches, ailments, and life issues you have. Hire me to add JOY, subtract OY, and TRANSFORM your life NOW!